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Scenes

  1. 01How do I center a div?A CSS question becomes dual ExpressRoute, BGP, Rust microservices and Terraform, then margin-left: 437px.
  2. 02Pitch me a SaaS ideaA '$5-to-$4 Quantitative Arbitrage Engine' that buys dollars for five and sells them for four, at scale.
  3. 03Write a status updateOne sentence about a SQL Server reboot becomes a LinkedIn manifesto. 'Tapestry' is removed. Things get worse.
  4. 04Kill a zombie child processA routine ps question trips every safety filter: necromancy, child welfare and 'kill' all at once.
  5. 05Explain why prod brokeA Friday deploy from a Chili's booth is retold as a deliberate zero-trust exercise.
  6. 06Make this query fasterOptimizing a slow query by deleting all the data, followed by an offer to polish your résumé.
  7. 07Quote a WordPress siteA $1,500 WordPress brochure site that includes a free SAP S/4HANA replacement, somehow.
  8. 08Validate an email addressA simple email-validation request becomes a regex with catastrophic backtracking and a CPU fire.
  9. 09Put my lemonade menu onlineA lemonade stand's one-page PDF menu, hosted on a $14,820/month cloud platform. Lemonade is now $490.
  10. 10How many r's in strawberry?A reasoning model thinks very hard about strawberry and concludes it is a Toyota sedan.

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